Funny Jokes

Teacher: If you had 13 apples, 12 grapes, 3 pineapples and 3 strawberries, what would you have? Billy: A delicious fruit salad.

Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Mark: That’s right!

Teacher : Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school? Leonard: Why? Jacob: She had bright students!

Mother: I think our son is going to be an astronaut.  Father: What makes you think that? Mother: I spoke to his teacher today. She said he is taking up space.

Student: "Professor, I can't go to class today."  Professor: "Why?" Student: "I don't feel well." Professor: "Where don't you feel well?" Student: "In class."