You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...
- You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.
- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- Your dog has its own home page.
- You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
- You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."
- The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
- Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
- You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.
- Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
- All of your friends have an @ in their names.
- Your dog has its own home page.
- You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
- You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."
- The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.
- Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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