Bus conductor: Why are taking 2 tickets?
John: Because if I lose 1 that 2 ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
John : Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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