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Ivan lost wife

In a supermarket Ivan lost sight of his wife. 

He comes up to a nice young lady and asks, 

"Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?" 

"Why should I?" "

It's always the same -- as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman my wife abruptly pops up from out of nowhere."
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