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We Left Nothing

??Doctor Lee was going out for the day. She ??locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman ??on 

the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING." ??When she got back that night, she found 

her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message 

added: ??"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"

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