Two old ladies were talking.
"How is your grandson getting on? " asked one.
"Fine, fine. You know he works in a theater? Only a week ago, he was the
back legs of a horse. Now he's been promoted to the front legs."
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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