Two old ladies were talking.
"How is your grandson getting on? " asked one.
"Fine, fine. You know he works in a theater? Only a week ago, he was the
back legs of a horse. Now he's been promoted to the front legs."
A doctor says to his patient, “I have a bad news and a worse news”. “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” – asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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