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Cough Syrup

 A doctor made a mistake and unknowingly prescribed his patient a powerful laxative instead of cough drops. - At the end of the week the patient comes back for a check-up. The doctor asks him: “So how’s it going, Mr. Kowalski? Do you still cough a lot?” - The patient, who’s been sitting there very rigidly, looks at him with wide eyes, “No. I’m afraid to.” 


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