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Shoes

 A man went to a shoe-shop to buy shoes. He put many pairs on his feet. Finally, he was satisfied.

"At last," he said, "I have found a pair of shoes that fit me."
"I am not surprised," replied the weary salesman, "They are your own shoes."

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