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Phone book

 Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter,

 „This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it.“

The librarian says to the other librarian,

 „So here is the person who took our phone book!“ 

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