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3 Drunk Men

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them."We have reached ".
The 1st guy gave him money.
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But he asked "what's that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME, you nearly killed us!" :P
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