A man sits alone on the couch with his soon-to-be
mother-in-law and the family dog. The man is so
nervous that his stomach begins to hurt and --
"Pfft!" -- he accidentally lets out a little gas.
He's horrified until the mother-in-law yells,
"Rocco!" And the man thinks, She thinks it's the
dog! So he lets another one rip, and the
mother-in-law yells, "Rocco!" again. Feeling
confident now, the man lets out a really loud,
big, fat, wet one -- "PFFFFFFT!" And she yells,
"Rocco! Come here before that pervert shits on
you, too!"
Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy loves best,” she said. The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
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