A man sits alone on the couch with his soon-to-be
mother-in-law and the family dog. The man is so
nervous that his stomach begins to hurt and --
"Pfft!" -- he accidentally lets out a little gas.
He's horrified until the mother-in-law yells,
"Rocco!" And the man thinks, She thinks it's the
dog! So he lets another one rip, and the
mother-in-law yells, "Rocco!" again. Feeling
confident now, the man lets out a really loud,
big, fat, wet one -- "PFFFFFFT!" And she yells,
"Rocco! Come here before that pervert shits on
you, too!"
Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward... 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house. Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the mu...
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