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typical little girl

A typical little girl - cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny, was having difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage.

So, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?" he asked. "I think so," she said. "That was when mommy came to work for us?"

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