Laying in bed, a husband asks his wife,
"Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of
grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?" "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would have to."
"What about playing golf, would you play golf with him?" "I love golf, so sure, I would play golf with him."
"Would he use my golf clubs?" "Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?" "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would have to."
"What about playing golf, would you play golf with him?" "I love golf, so sure, I would play golf with him."
"Would he use my golf clubs?" "Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"
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