A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a
honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up
to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way
that they could make it appear that they had been
married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You
carry the suitcases!"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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