A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a
honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up
to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way
that they could make it appear that they had been
married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You
carry the suitcases!"
Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy loves best,” she said. The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
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