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Good News! Our New BMW's Air Bags Are Excellent

Wife to Husband (on the Phone): "Hey baby, what you doing" 

Husband: "Listen, I am really busy! Don't have time to talk at all."
 
Wife: "Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?"
 
Husband: "Just tell me the Good news, I don't have time for the Bad!"
 
Wife: "Okay, Good news is the Air Bags of our New BMW work absolutely FINE!!!
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