A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party
but their conversation is constantly interrupted by people asking the
doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor says to
the lawyer, ‘What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal
advice when you’re out of the office?’ ‘I give it to them,’ replies the
lawyer. ‘Then I charge them for it.’ The doctor is shocked. ‘Does that
really work?’ ‘Certainly does,’ replies the lawyer. ‘And that’ll be
£400 thank you.’
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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