A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party
but their conversation is constantly interrupted by people asking the
doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor says to
the lawyer, ‘What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal
advice when you’re out of the office?’ ‘I give it to them,’ replies the
lawyer. ‘Then I charge them for it.’ The doctor is shocked. ‘Does that
really work?’ ‘Certainly does,’ replies the lawyer. ‘And that’ll be
£400 thank you.’
Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy loves best,” she said. The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
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