A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party
but their conversation is constantly interrupted by people asking the
doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor says to
the lawyer, ‘What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal
advice when you’re out of the office?’ ‘I give it to them,’ replies the
lawyer. ‘Then I charge them for it.’ The doctor is shocked. ‘Does that
really work?’ ‘Certainly does,’ replies the lawyer. ‘And that’ll be
£400 thank you.’
A doctor says to his patient, “I have a bad news and a worse news”. “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” – asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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