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lawyer advice to doctor

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party but their conversation is constantly interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor says to the lawyer, ‘What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?’ ‘I give it to them,’ replies the lawyer. ‘Then I charge them for it.’ The doctor is shocked. ‘Does that really work?’ ‘Certainly does,’ replies the lawyer. ‘And that’ll be £400 thank you.’
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