A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party
but their conversation is constantly interrupted by people asking the
doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this the doctor says to
the lawyer, ‘What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal
advice when you’re out of the office?’ ‘I give it to them,’ replies the
lawyer. ‘Then I charge them for it.’ The doctor is shocked. ‘Does that
really work?’ ‘Certainly does,’ replies the lawyer. ‘And that’ll be
£400 thank you.’
Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward... 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house. Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the mu...
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