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My Heart Is Mobile And You Are The SIM

Girl Friend: My Heart Is Like A Mobile And You Are The SIM Card
 
 Boy Friend: I am Very Happy

Girl Friend: Don't Be Too Happy, If I Get A New Offer, I Will Change The SIM Card
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