Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates
waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must
present something relating to or associated with
Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and
finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The
second man presents a cracker, so he is also
allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of
stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter
asks, How do these represent Christmas? Answer:
They are Carol's.
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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