Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates
waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must
present something relating to or associated with
Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and
finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The
second man presents a cracker, so he is also
allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of
stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter
asks, How do these represent Christmas? Answer:
They are Carol's.
Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy loves best,” she said. The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
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