Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.
They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates
waiting to enter heaven. On entering they must
present something relating to or associated with
Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and
finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The
second man presents a cracker, so he is also
allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of
stockings. Confused at this last gesture, St Peter
asks, How do these represent Christmas? Answer:
They are Carol's.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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