A lady calls the police to report her husband is
missing. The police arrive and ask for a
description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes
everybody love him. The police then go to the next
door neighbor to verify this report and the lady
next door tells the police, "You can't believe
her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he
wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor
then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I
wanted him back!"
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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