A lady calls the police to report her husband is
missing. The police arrive and ask for a
description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes
everybody love him. The police then go to the next
door neighbor to verify this report and the lady
next door tells the police, "You can't believe
her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he
wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor
then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I
wanted him back!"
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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