A lady calls the police to report her husband is
missing. The police arrive and ask for a
description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes
everybody love him. The police then go to the next
door neighbor to verify this report and the lady
next door tells the police, "You can't believe
her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he
wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor
then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I
wanted him back!"
A doctor says to his patient, “I have a bad news and a worse news”. “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” – asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That’s terrible,” said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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