A lady calls the police to report her husband is
missing. The police arrive and ask for a
description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes
everybody love him. The police then go to the next
door neighbor to verify this report and the lady
next door tells the police, "You can't believe
her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he
wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor
then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I
wanted him back!"
Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy loves best,” she said. The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
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