A lady calls the police to report her husband is
missing. The police arrive and ask for a
description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches
tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes
everybody love him. The police then go to the next
door neighbor to verify this report and the lady
next door tells the police, "You can't believe
her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he
wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor
then goes and asks the lady why she gave the
police such a false report. She replies, "Just
because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I
wanted him back!"
Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward... 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house. Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the mu...
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