A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing
and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The
genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the
pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave
him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. “I
wish…that all the bears in this forest were female.” The genie granted
the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear
thought that strange but continued. “I wish…that all the bears in this
country to be female!” The genie granted the wish. The bunny just
grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on
his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and
said, “You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!” Then he asked for
his last wish. “I wish…that all the bears in this world to be female!”
The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, “I wish the
bear was gay.”
Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!! 1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet. Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward... 2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill your glass! 4. Symptom: The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom-You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house. Cure -Ask if they can point you to your house. 7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the mu...
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