A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest. They ran into a clearing
and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived. The
genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the
pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave
him alone. The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. “I
wish…that all the bears in this forest were female.” The genie granted
the wish. The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear
thought that strange but continued. “I wish…that all the bears in this
country to be female!” The genie granted the wish. The bunny just
grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on
his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and
said, “You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!” Then he asked for
his last wish. “I wish…that all the bears in this world to be female!”
The genie granted the wish. The bunny just grinned and said, “I wish the
bear was gay.”
Grandma and her little grandson were in the park picking up ripe walnuts on a beautiful fall day. “These are the kind of nuts your Daddy loves best,” she said. The little boy replied, “Maybe he likes these things best but the nuts I like are doughnuts!”
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